Tuesday, December 21, 2010

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Fantalaurea! - An incredible series of unfortunate coincidences

Monday, December 20 graduated the Fanta!
Brig's Girls Some of us decided to go to hear: I , Ele , Robiu and Marty, who has made her 25-hour flight (Shanghai-Moscow-Milan Malpensa) to be , taking advantage of the Christmas holidays.

Sunday, December 19 You have to decide how to organize ourselves to reach Pavia ... Fanta is a graduate in the 4th session of the 9th ... we have explored various options, but that is ultimately communicated to me by noon with a message Robiu of which reads something like this:
"Tomorrow we take the train to Milan Porta Garibaldi at 6.35 from Arona, then we should change to get to Pavia at 8.30 ... find the facts out of your way to the 6" For
6??
FOR 6??
It means waking up at least 5:15 to 5:30 : Never even made to go to university!
But for Brig's Girl, all this and more!

So I go back to 23:30 in the evening and set your alarm to 5:30 am (alarm clock, change of clothes, fast breakfast, and piss away!).

You know, however, that I have a serious psychiatric condition ... a condition called " insonniadaterroredinonsentirelasveglia ", characterized by continuous nighttime awakenings to check what time it is.
umpteenth revival, I decided to switch the phone to see what time it is: the 3.
I keep it on, but I forgot to remove the ring, so at 3 am he started to play: I received a message! But who sends me messages at this time!
Read: Eleanor
... "Girls, disaster ... I'm not well and I can not come to graduation! Mica to risk visiting the emergency department of Pavia "
First thought in the mind of Klod : Wow! Poor thing just got bad luck ...
According immediate thought in the mind of Klod : Ca ** o! not we camera!

So I send a message to Marty and Robiu, asking them to bring your camera!
After a bit '(the concept of time has started to be confused) I get another message (this time without ringing) is Marty, asking me what the hell I was doing still awake ... for her it is normal because it is still struggling with jet lag!

I turn around a little 'in bed and then, at 5.15, I get ... sleep Estimated 2.

At 6 to pick us up. Greetings and kisses to Marty, I have not seen 3 months, and then leaves for Arona!
Robiu exposes us to the program: the 6:35 We should arrive in Milan Porta Garibaldi at 7:36 . Then c 'is a train to Pavia at 7:43 , otherwise you take the metro, you go to Central and take the train at 7:50 or intercity (for which you must pay a supplement) to 8.oo ... Otherwise we have to wait
's 8:50 arriving in Pavia at 9.20 ... we pull, but being the 4th, we should do it!

We hope with all my heart that the train was not late, so you can directly take the train from Porta Garibaldi.

Fortunately, Robiu brought the camera from his sister, but does not know if the battery will be able to resist or no. We get on the train and
Robiu is already quite happy because the train is Vivalto , which has also taken to the current close to the seats!
"Just charge the battery of the camera!"
Open the case and pulls out the adapter from the power supply ... the only sin that has led, not the charger! BRILLIANT!
Fortunately, the camera is charging, so do some self-timer on the train ... but we decide not to overdo it ... you never know!

7 For a quarter Marty quivers: You want to call from 6 to Francy ! Just like that .. to sadistic awaken the taste, since she goes to work at 9 and wakes up at 8.15 ...
But the home phone does not work and the phone has it turned off!
So call Fanta, to hear what has shaken ... After
Fantachiamata, call the mother of Francy and ask to put his phone in his room, so then we call it ...
After 5 minutes we can hear Francy, putting it in speakerphone, the yoke of sleepy commuters! We stay on the phone a bit of time during which Francy engages in monologues 3-4 ...
After the call, we return to gossip ...

The train arrives at the station on time Vanzago, but from then on he began his "race" at a crawl ... so ... for no apparent reasons ... for the sake of some commuting to piss!

arrive at Porta Garibaldi at 7:43 ... we rush to look at the scoreboard and discover that almost all trains have at least 5 minutes late ... almost all except ours, which has already begun leaving on foot ...

we rush to make metro tickets, but a traffic jam ...
looked at the clock ... 7:55 ... is now lost even the hope of taking the train from Central to 8.oo!

Summing up: the delay in Trenitalia has made us lose not one! Not 2! But three coincidences! Thanks! But most of all ...
WHY 'CA ** PUT ME OR 3 trains in 20 MINUTES, THEN LEAVE ME A HOLE IN 50 MINUTES? Better distribution?

In Central Station have time to sell, so we have breakfast while continuing to gossip and hear the adventures of Marty Chinese, we turn to the shops, we do some self-timer in front of Christmas trees and then we carry on the track .. . look at the scoreboard and discover that the train of Voghera 8:50 (what we have to take us) has 5 minutes late ...
CA ** O BUT HOW do I get 5 minutes late SE goes from there '?
domandiamocelo not ... Oh well ...

Take the train to arrive for the 9:25 in Pavia (what we could do even an hour after waking and rising from Novara, but perhaps it was better ... having the bad luck we would have to arrive at Pavia at noon!), we run the damned as dragging the Trolley Marty (which stops a night with some friends), we make a short detour to let down your luggage.
We're going to start when Marty plays the phone.
answers.
E'Fanta.
"Hello Fanta! We arrived in Pavia, we are coming ... like you've already done?" Ah ... "
Porca Vacca! We have already graduated! We
around for 3 hours, Marty took an international flight to hear the discussion of his thesis, and we arrive on time?
"But did not had to be the 4th?"
"Yes, but her first two did not show up and she went for 2nd!"
And now I wonder:
CA ** BUT HOW DOES HE OR DOES NOT COME THE DAY OF YOUR DEGREE?
I just want to know, 'sti du' genes, I want to shake their hands and tell each one of them, "Bravo bravo ... asshole!"

Oh well ... we still in some universities' culled ...

arrive and Fanta are already crowned with the laurel ... should have come just when enter her (so if those two morons had submitted, would arrive in time despite delays trains) ... shame really!
taking some pictures and then ... the cazzeggiano neodottoressa has booked a Saturday night but, having gone so soon, we still have a long time!
leave the graduate to his family and me and accompany Robiu Marty to take his degree and after we take a trip to Pavia.
In the center we find a shop that has marked an era.
A store for those who grew up with "Wheel of Fortune" by Mike Bongiorno, is a must: the fur Annabella di Pavia !
The photo is a must! (But I would like to clarify Brig's Girls that are contrary to the fur!)

cazzeggiano a little 'and finally we go for a drink! There
binge eating (as usual) gossip (as usual) and we see the limits of gifts!

missing is ours ... that is not there!
Because ... because ... well, you know it all!
There will be the surprise party! And this is no longer a surprise ...
Ma ..
When will it be?
Where is it?
What will be the gift?
And most importantly, what we have in Serbia for the evening?
Well, that means that it will be a surprise!

Fanta ... be prepared!

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