Saturday, November 6, 2010

Bodily Fluids Black Light

A new physiotherapist with us! - Part 2 ... proclamation and crazy night! - A new physiotherapist

November 4 - UNIVERSITA 'DEL PIEMONTE ORIENTALE AMEDEO AVOGADRO
I Ele and we wake up at dawn to go and hear Eka ... take the train of 7.20 (with the of 8.20 we would get pulled too) and so we are minus 10 to 8 in Novara. Breakfast at the bar and then you go to University!
Arrive at your destination, we are preparing to hang a bit 'absurd of photos (in the absence of the tape we had to use free samples of Pattafix decades old that I had at home ...) coming when a lady stops us:

- Do me a bit ' see photos! Because the last time they attacked the pornographic photos! This

Eka to tell you something: be grateful ... we were not so bad! =) We enter

Hall and Eka are in a state of excitement ... and then wait half an hour starting! She is the second and makes a great impression! Really good! =)

Listening to the 10 other candidates, then I have to go ... I lesson of Psychiatry! Ele
I leave to the task of filming the proclamation and let me know when it is over ...

A lesson after 2 hours, I get the message Ele ...

110!
But
congratulations! All of us
Brig's Girls are proud of you!

November 5, 2010 - that delusion begin! And so to
fateful night!
I can get away a bit 'first of the time of Hygiene (I could not anymore!) So I have plenty of time to prepare ... I'll have to go to the Centre S ** L **** with Sabry. .. but we go a bit 'too soon to pass the time, we find ourselves wandering through uncharted routes Borgomanero ... luckily we do not lose!
19:45 For we put ourselves in position and behold after a few minutes and come Robiu Francy, followed by Ele , Fanta and Eka ... we are just curious to see how tanned the birthday girl!
out of the car wearing a coat that, frankly, I thought it would be a little 'tight worn over the coat, instead we sail in!
Under the gown (no, not at all!) Wearing leggings fantastic blacks (I notice now that were not appreciated by the graduates) and a red dress paiettoso ...
deliver the sign and we just tell us what happened to the other stages.

find that watching the DVD, home of Eka, was accompanied by laughter to tears ..... well! We will have a future as a comic of Zelig!
And we also aware that the clothes unappreciated by Eka, received flattering compliments to his sister, who has been held
- If you put them, can you put me!

We stopped a bit 'talking in the parking lot and finally decided to go with two machines and to bring home to Robiu ... so we booked for 21:30 and we have time!

arrives at Robiu and I'm in the car with Sabry and Fanta, I go down to get on the back seat and leave the car door wide open, thinking that Robiu arrived immediately, but instead take it easy and remain so, with firm splancata the door! Then
Sabry has a brilliant idea: he starts to turn round to the street and stop suddenly to close the door, but to no avail! Indeed, even risking sderenare of the door (remember the scene from "Nightmare Before " with Porsche?)
Finally we decide to ask to shut the door Ele ...

After this moment of madness, we are approaching Arona.
parked the car and we head to the Pizzeria, which obviously is a little distant, so at least Eka shows up with his physiotherapist perfect outfit!
Too bad it's too soon and that, therefore, there is almost no one ... just in front of a bar you will find a guy (who had called Eka breath a bit 'alcohol) that is offered as a future customer Our Physiotherapist!

arrive at the restaurant and, after a while 'to get the waitress our order.
Francy: "I'm allergic to gluten, I can not eat anything in which there is the flour"
Waitress: nods and bleaching, visibly worried, you can handle to have on your conscience.
Francy: "I would like to know the cut ... I can eat it? Can I go quiet?"
Waitress (a little 'arrogant and not very nice) : "Well, if you're not also allergic to potatoes, I would say that you can eat!"
Francy " Ok, but it was to know that the mica with some cooked sauce containing flour!"
(And with this I would say that the demand for Francy was lawful and not at all trivial)

The evening goes well, between the spettegolezzi "Brig separate" that Fanta, fell perefettamente now in the role of old lady (in the sense which is now also coming up otosclerosis) intended as the " WALLPAPER SIX Brig " about who cornificato who, on the beauty centers, to our favorite topic: the teeth and diseases!

all right until the moment when the waitress comes to ask for sweet revenge is unleashed here ... Francy for the acid thrown by the maid before.
Francy: "I've always the problem before the meal"
Waitress: "Yes, yes!"
Francy: "So I wanted to ask, you do the panna cotta or is ready? Just to know if I can trust to eat it!"
Waitress: "Now I will ask in the kitchen because you do not want to have on your conscience!"
He leaves and returns shortly after.
Waitress: "So, I asked and they told me that they do! Barattolone I checked the ingredients of the cream and flour there!
Francy: " Well, but the cream is normal there and the flour! "
Waitress: " I checked to be sure! "
Francy: "Yes, yes, but the cream is whipped cream, no flour! Mica is the flour into the cream!"

We put a little 'time to bring the cake so to Ele, while we were immersed in talk of cellulite and Figurella centers, at some point part of the sketch and began to beat on the table:
- "I want my tortaaaa !
The problem is that at that time was passing the maid might have heard ... so Ele resigned to receive a slice of cake with a sputtered for decoration!
finally arrive and deliver the sweet gift: a beautiful necklace!
While waiting for the coffee table and poured on the corpses of unarmed proscigate water bottles to the last drop, I hear rustling near my coat. I turn and see
Fanta with glass in hand intent on pouring water from a plastic bottle in his bag!
never thought we would go that far stinginess!

pizzeria in the leg went as planned, except that it was in anticipation that the new graduates we massage the body parts that we pulled from a bag ... Eka! I like you owed a massage in the neck!

We turn a bit 'to Arona and then we go for a drink at the Next ...
still some talk, some spettegolezzo, some photos and lots of laughter, and then back home!
Another very successful evening!
And now ... in preparing for the degree of Fanta!

Friday, November 5, 2010

Kates Playground Member Account

between us! - Part 1 ... preparation! -

It all began on a quiet evening in mid-October ...

October 12, 2010 - HOUSE ROBIU We
I, Fanta, Robiu cooled and unvoiced Francy and to decide how to organize the graduation party of Eka.

do not know what we had smoked a few hours before ...
or drinking ... O
snorted ...
fact is that our brains started to work, giving birth to something bordering on insanity!

But let's start from the normal things: the festival will be Nov. 5 and will go to eat at Arona.
Rapiamo (not in the sense that rasiamo hair) and Eka tanning by flapping away (even for Francy be glad that his degree we dress so ridiculous).
The outfit for the evening will include:
- Shirts with the picture of the Brig's Girls on the full back as our signatures;
- Dress or top paiettoso made in China;
- footless ... the ultimate would be to find those flesh with fishnet stockings designed, but unfortunately we did not find it, so there we had to settle for blacks leggings with leopard design, however much trash!
- billboards with the message "The physical therapist offers massages.

Now comes the part pertaining to psychiatric ...
Our idea was that two of us playing at the home of Eka the night of the party and then run away, leaving a package with a DVD and instructions of the evening ... Then the two
expect at each stage to deliver shirts and posters.

But he could be something as plain and simple ...

was thought to include all within the context of a TG ...
Here is the track of the DVD:
INTERPRETERS AND ROLES:
Sabry: conducting style Cesara Bonamici
Ele: sent on site style Salvo Sottile
Robiu: Scazzi speaking through the I- Phone
Francy: perpetuates old who speaks in dialect
Fanta: perpetuates old who speaks in dialect
Klod: nun

SET:
Studio Fanta adapted to the study of a TG
balcony outside the home of Fanta
Exterior Home Eka

SCENE AND DIAL:
Sigla TG5 SPECIAL EDITION!

Sabry: Good evening, welcome to the special edition of TG Brig News devoted an entire community event that has excited!
But to find out more, colleghiamoci live with the University of Eastern Piedmont Amedeo Avogadro!

Change of scene, appears on the balcony of Klod Fanta ... dressed as a nun.

Klod: Annuntio Vobis Gaudium Magnum, Habemus Physiotherapist!
(background: applause and shouts of celebration ...)

Scene change again in the studio

Sabry: Now that we have learned the news directly with our colleghiamoci sent directly from Via ******** * *, the home of neo physiotherapist ... you Eleanor!

Ele: Good evening! I am directly in front of the home of Erika B ****** i, our new therapist ... the whole country is in turmoil!

(blank shot on the way)

Ele: Several people have tried to congratulate her, but the doctor seeking protection from prying eyes within the walls of the house.
But ask these ladies of the place if they had the chance to shake her hand! You see

Fanta and Francy sitting on the wall of his house dressed as old ladies chatting.

Ele (addressed to them 2): Good evening sir! What do you tell this girl? Are you able to see it?

Francy & Fanta (in dialect Brighese): improvise.

At this point, passes Robiu talking about the I-phone

Ele , but we also ask this girl! Knows the new graduate?

Robiu (Scazzi and a little 'rude): I do not know, I am "Forest!" And then ... do not you see I'm talking to my I-phone?

Ele: From Brig Town is all of you Sabrina the line! A Bombazza!

Scene change again in the studio

Sabry: Ele Thanks! Of course I did not think that there are still people who do not know in Brig, since his fame has passed the Italian border and has come up in the Far East!

(Marty clear reference to China)

Sabry: Eka And now, if you listen, there 's a video message for you! Here part

a message with all of us

Hello Erika! Here are the instructions for the evening!
Inside the box, as I have seen, there is a paper: you will need to take note of the clues that will give you!
Here each of us reads a clue that we would then invent
1) Gas Station
2) Centre S ** L ****
3) Arona (type parcheggione)
4) Restaurant
Now at the window to see who will be your driver!
the evening begin!

Scene change again in the studio

Sabry: our special edition ends. I wish you a good continuation of the evening!

ending theme TG5 + + + + ++++++++ END

!++++++++++
At this point we can only find the DVD to record!

October 23, 2010 - HOUSE OF FANTA
We are the early afternoon on why are so many things to do! Arriva
Sabry, elegant and kitsch gold necklace with his mother, ready to dive in its role as Anchorwoman!
I dressed as a nun to be ready for the scene later and put myself behind the camera.
We are deciding how to proceed when Robiu a brilliant idea comes to mind ... you put next to Sabry and starts doing the sign language (obviously making ...) And now
visualize the scene ... A journalist
improvised screaming all excited as if The news of the next millennium with a girl on her knees (the shooting a half-length) as a waving trantolata ... all while a nun again!
One thing we commonly see every day!
As you can imagine, the first shot lasted 10 seconds, then we all burst out laughing ...
But in the end we did it!
shooting in the studio are done, now it's the announcement on the balcony!

The first shot should be thrown away ... Francy started shaking with laughter!
So I am gone out 3 times on the balcony to speak Latin dressed as a nun ... I played it in an afternoon my credibility as a doctor! Now we need to go

Erika front of the house (of course we are not stupid ... we have reached agreement with her boyfriend so that he is not at home at the time!) and partly by the external link!
Again, the first shot should be thrown away .... Ele has fallen well fed through the special envoy, but Francy Fanta and a little 'less of that old lady, so we just sent is addressed to them, burst out laugh!
But we make it to spin too!

also decide to hold the fragments with errors and put them in a separate folder of the DVD-style Paperissima!

The bulk of the TG is done ... seems to come good (of course we improvised a bit ') and now we have to think about the clues to her ... luckily the other girls have more imagination than me, and in a jiffy packaging beautiful riddles in rhyme!

Now we just have to mount the DVD ... but that is for another day!

November 2, 2010 - HOUSE FRANCY

We are me, and Fanta Ele home Francy to define the last details ... settle the DVD, signed shirts, we decided to take top absurd, who will go home to Eka and who will be found at other stages ... all accompanied by a nice cup of tea! Francy
trusted me and Eleanor, the Brig's Girls which will hear the argument, his precious camera ... do not worry! The defend it even at the cost of life!

Pregnant But No Frequent Urination

Rise Again



Even When We rest

the Earth Keeps running in circles.
And When I run my feet
move in circles too ...
But I go straight.
Please wait, do not let the planet

move alone: \u200b\u200b
the sun needs a little help

to sink and rise again

Monday, November 1, 2010

Lots Of Cm Period Due

THIS MONTH IN LUCCA COMICS 2010 NEWSSTAND

Skorpio 44, 45, 46, 47
"awakenings"



































Lanciostory 44, 45